pull me in tighter

K: The boys keep saying “Hi Uranus” to us. What does that even mean? 

Me, unable to explain what “anus” means to a 7 year old without being fired: Oh, Uranus is a planet. They’re just being weird.” 

K to L: I don’t think it means that. I think that’s a part boys have. 

Me, unable to explain that girls have that part too.: -___-